Thursday, January 24, 2013
Best Valentine's Greetings
Some of the best Valentine's messages (to me, anyway), are ones that make me laugh. Don't get me wrong, I like the mushy stuff as much as the next girl. But my husband's ability to make me laugh, and his warped sense of humor, are some of the things that first attracted me to him, so I'm not miffed if his card to me is humorous, rather than sappy. I know that he loves me - he shows it in a million little ways all the time.
In that vein, I thought I'd share a few that I've seen recently that cracked me up. (One of these is rated R......you've been warned!)
Did you know it takes ONE HOUR of rigorous sex to burn off the calories from five pieces of Valentine's chocolates?
Eat the whole box. I've got plans for you tonight, Valentine!
Card front (with illustration of heart from medical book):
You make my heart have premature ventricular contractions
Here's another great reason for making your own cards...
Happy Valentine's Day, Sweetie
If this card hadn't cost $6 you would have gotten chocolates, too.
So, you see, it is possible to get the message across without being too mushy. And, just so I don't lose street cred with my female friends, here's a sentimental-type Valentine.
Stamps: Affection Collection
Cardstock: Naturals White, More Amore Specialty DSP
Ink: Crumb Cake, Early Espresso (stamped off once)
Accessories: Big Shot, Adorning Accents Edgelits, Stripes embossing folder, Artisan Embellishments Kit, 5/8" Flower Trim, stapler (non-SU)
You can Google "Best Valentine's Greetings" and come up with a bunch of ideas for your own message to put on your handcrafted, special card to your love. And have enough left over for those chocolates!